I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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