I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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