So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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