Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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