Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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