check it out our google latitudes are spooning
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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