so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
it hurts more in the daytime
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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