are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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