Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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