Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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