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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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