the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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