Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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