Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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