I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Randomize
