Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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