If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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