the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
it hurts more in the daytime
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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