That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
time to smoke my breakfast
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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