are you so shy because you have an std?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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