windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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