Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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