so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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