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Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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