is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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