Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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