I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
