Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
handjob tips. give me some.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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