no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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