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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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