school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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