I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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