I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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