In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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