there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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