All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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