If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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