Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
are you so shy because you have an std?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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