I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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