People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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