haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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