"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Can Purell be used as lube?
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Randomize
