Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
where are my eyebrows?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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