Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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