Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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