her vagine was all disorganized.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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