I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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