I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
tell me about the fingering
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