white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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