So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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