I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
