We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Randomize
