they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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