i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Alive.
So much puke
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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