Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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