So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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